My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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