Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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