brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
kristin has been a bad kristin
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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