Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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