idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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