waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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