I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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