I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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