I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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