69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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