So drunk its hurt
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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