hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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