who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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