spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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