He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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