I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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