Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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