dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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