Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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