white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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