I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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