We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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