question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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