We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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