yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
True college students do jello shots in the library
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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