the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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