Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just gargled with NyQuil
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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