So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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