Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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