Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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