you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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