He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Is it because I queefed?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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