Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
