Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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