They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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