Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You are a genius and a whore.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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