How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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