The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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