the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
