I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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