Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So much Jack, so little girl.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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