Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
no you cant smoke seaweed
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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