I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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