Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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