Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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