Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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