well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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