Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
