Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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