I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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