I cockslap morals
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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