No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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