That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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