soooo we both peed the bed last night...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
