My room smells like vodka and shame
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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