that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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