So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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