ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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