nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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